Take a Bite of my Heart Tonight...

michaxl:

dilclo:

michaxl:

why am i not a disney princess

because ur a 15 year old boy

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(via gotsohighscratchedtilibled)

multipack:

mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

(Source: perksofbeing-a-cauliflower, via hi)

accendas:

i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first

(via hi)

crrocs:

What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook

(via hi)

cumberbitch-freebitch:

otterparade:

cityofbadass:

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

“And then there’s this asshole”

(Source: wingsofbadass, via asdfghjkllove)

tfios-moviee:

"Hazel Grace, they don’t actually hurt you unless you light them."

(Source: prettylittletmi, via fussandmisery)

dreamerofdisney:

disney-lostgirl:

BUT ACTUALLY I JUST DIED

This should be on every dash. It’s so perfect. 

(Source: lospollospotatoes, via fussandmisery)